Post by CM Punk on Jul 16, 2012 15:47:37 GMT -5
Monday Night RAW SuperShow kicked off with the lights being dim and all you could hear is the WWE Universe cheering, all of a sudden the lights went completely out and you hear over the PA System "NOW, I'M GOING TO BRING YOU DOWN TO EARTH... IN A LANGUAGE WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND." Next thing you know CULT OF PERSONALITY by Living Colour played as the WWE Champion CM Punk made his way out from backstage, the WWE Universe went crazy.
Lillian Garcia: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE WWE CHAMPION....... CM PUNK!!!
CM Punk does his imfamous "IT'S CLUBBERING TIME!" phrase as he walked down to the ring with the WWE Title around his waist, Punk finally gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
SEE THERE'S SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD I GET, AND THERE'S SOME I REALLY DON'T. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, TWO WEEKS AGO ON RAW THERE WAS A #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH BETWEEN CHRIS JERICHO AND BATISTA TO DETERMINE WHO WILL FACE ME AT BACKLASH. THAT I UNDERSTAND, WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THIS GOT TURNED INTO A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH THANKS TO A BIG OGRE NAMED BROCK LESNAR.
The WWE Universe boos at the name Brock Lesnar.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
NOW I'M NOT ONE TO COMPLAIN, BELIEVE ME. I'M ACTUALLY THRILLED THAT I'M IN THE ONLY TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AT BACKLASH. I JUST FEEL THAT NEITHER ONE OF THESE TWO MEN EARNED THE RIGHT TO FACE ME, ESPECIALLY CHRIS JERICHO.
The WWE Universe boo the name Chris Jericho.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
CHRIS, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BAD? YOU THINK I'M A WANNABE? YOU THINK I "STOLED" THE PHRASE BEST IN THE WORLD? NO CHRIS, I DIDN'T. I'M JUST STATING A TRUTH, I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD. I AM THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD, SEE YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME HAVE BEEN UP FOR A WHILE NOW JERICHO. NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE, SO AT BACKLASH I PROMISE YOU I WILL LOCK IN THE ANACONDA VICE ON YOU AND MAKE YOU TAP OUT. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT.
Punk was gonna continue ranting about Chris Jericho when all of a sudden ____________________ played and _________________ come out and interrupted.
(tbc: Jericho or anyone)
Lillian Garcia: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE WWE CHAMPION....... CM PUNK!!!
CM Punk does his imfamous "IT'S CLUBBERING TIME!" phrase as he walked down to the ring with the WWE Title around his waist, Punk finally gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
SEE THERE'S SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD I GET, AND THERE'S SOME I REALLY DON'T. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, TWO WEEKS AGO ON RAW THERE WAS A #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH BETWEEN CHRIS JERICHO AND BATISTA TO DETERMINE WHO WILL FACE ME AT BACKLASH. THAT I UNDERSTAND, WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THIS GOT TURNED INTO A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH THANKS TO A BIG OGRE NAMED BROCK LESNAR.
The WWE Universe boos at the name Brock Lesnar.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
NOW I'M NOT ONE TO COMPLAIN, BELIEVE ME. I'M ACTUALLY THRILLED THAT I'M IN THE ONLY TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AT BACKLASH. I JUST FEEL THAT NEITHER ONE OF THESE TWO MEN EARNED THE RIGHT TO FACE ME, ESPECIALLY CHRIS JERICHO.
The WWE Universe boo the name Chris Jericho.
(^BEST IN THE WORLD^):-{*CM PUNK*}-:[<IN PUNK WE TRUST>]
CHRIS, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BAD? YOU THINK I'M A WANNABE? YOU THINK I "STOLED" THE PHRASE BEST IN THE WORLD? NO CHRIS, I DIDN'T. I'M JUST STATING A TRUTH, I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD. I AM THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD, SEE YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME HAVE BEEN UP FOR A WHILE NOW JERICHO. NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE, SO AT BACKLASH I PROMISE YOU I WILL LOCK IN THE ANACONDA VICE ON YOU AND MAKE YOU TAP OUT. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT.
Punk was gonna continue ranting about Chris Jericho when all of a sudden ____________________ played and _________________ come out and interrupted.
(tbc: Jericho or anyone)